wet diapers, crying, high chairs, travel, g.i.joe, baseball, go karts, no math, girls, cars, beer, school, travel, trouble, art, baseball, hockey, minor car accidents, travel, school, girls, work, no math.

four year b.f.a. program, schools, otis parsons los angeles, parsons new york, st.martins academy london. topics: communications, art, fine art, advertising, psychology, sumo wrestling (just kidding), no math.

travel, beer, dating, minor car accidents, work, no math.

4 years saatchi & saatchi ad agency, nyc, senior art director, coffee, layouts, travel, meetings, cereals, no doze, creativity, no math.

travel, freelance, writing, work, relationships, exhibitions, art. 2 year program, teacher’s certificate k-12 art, kids, art and more kids, trouble, no math.

spain, cafe con leches, exhibitions, small cars, tapas, work, olives, art, art, art, exhibitions, no math.

more stuff than i can begin to tell you: nyc, mallorca, england, ny, lake tahoe, restaurant design, interior design, landscape design, construction work, art-work, married a dream girl, art, normal coffee, still no math.